Crazy banana people

In Washington DC a scientist has discovered a new vaccine that could cure all diseases and viruses.

This vaccine is called bananaramafanta. The scientists who made this vaccine have not yet released it to the public, but he is planning to the next day. The scientist goes home after a long day of work and goes to sleep. The scientist has a weird dream of bananas running around the city with Fanta in their hand spraying it at each other. Morning has come and it is now the next day. The vaccine has been released to the public and after the first week people who have taken the vaccine complained about their skin and how it’s turning more yellow day by day. The scientist asks 5 people who have taken the vaccine to come to his lab and confine themselves for 5 days. 3 volunteers show up and step into the confinement chambers. The 1st day all of the volunteers begin scratching themselves a lot because apparently the vaccine has made them very itchy. On the 2nd day the volunteers fell asleep for so long that they fell asleep for 20 hours. Consequently other people who have taken the vaccine have also reported that they have fallen asleep for a long time and missed their work. On the 3rd day the volunteers begin to speak less. The 4th day has come and the volunteers no longer speak. The last hour before the 5th day all the volunteers begin to start having seizures and their skin turns more yellow than before, their body’s start to turn into a curved like shape, and finally the 5th day has arrived. All the volunteers fart out a large smoke cloud which covers their body. The smoke finally fades away and the scientist approaches the confinement chambers and sees 3 bananas. The scientist is in shock and backs off in case they try to attack him. The 3 bananas start bouncing around; they bounce against the glass of the chamber hard enough until it breaks. The bananas bounce towards a can of Fanta on the scientist’ desk. They grow small hands and pick up the Fanta can and spray the scientist with it. The scientist is very confused and runs away. Meanwhile on the streets many people who have taken the vaccine have turned into mini bananas with small hands running around the city in search of Fanta cans. The government has sent out a troop of monkeys to terminate the banana army.

Donut Land

A boy named Fred who is 8 years old has always dreamed of eating donuts for lunch breakfast and dinner. Fred is a very nice and caring boy who attends elementary school everyday hoping they could just have donuts for every meal. Freds love for donuts appeared when his dad let him have a bite of a glazed donut when he was 7. When he took his first bite his eyes widened and he started jumping up and down. Now in the present he usually gets to have donuts once a week. During school Fred tends to daydream about the many different types of donuts he has not yet tried. Once school is over Fred gets picked up by his dad and heads home. On the way home the car suddenly falls into a pot hole in the middle of the road, however this pothole was huge! The car is falling at a rapid pace. Fred screams “AGHHHH!” Suddenly the car hits the bottom of the pothole and it bounces up and down like a trampoline. Fred tries to get his dads attention but his dad is unconscious. Fred is worried but as soon as he looks out of the car window he sees many donuts which come in many shapes and sizes. Fred overjoyed forgets about his dad and leaps out of the car. Fred observes his surroundings. The sky is a light blue color and the clouds are pink. The ground is made of a soft dough that softened their landing. The mountains are made of giant donuts and small donuts. Fred runs to a small hill made of donuts and takes a huge bite out of it. Fred tastes all kinds of new flavors which he had not tried. Fred overjoyed runs around the donut land exploring the new donut flavors. As time passes Fred eventually tries all of the flavors and enters a food coma. In his food coma he suddenly hears his mom and dad telling him to wake up for school. “Aww shucks it was all a dream” says Fred.

Tony’s second body

Tony, who is a student at awesome sauce high school, believes that his life is miserable because he doesn’t get what he wants. During lunch in the cafeteria Tony eats the school lunch which consists of rainbow pop tarts and a medium rare cooked steak. This lunch is actually provided by the school. Tony starts to dig into his lunch and while he is feasting he starts screaming. “AGGHH I HATE THIS SCHOOL’S LUNCH!!! THEIR POPTARTS ARE TOO SWEET!! THEIR STEAK ISN’T COOKED TO PERFECTION!!! THIS SCHOOL SUCKS I WISH MY LIFE WAS BETTER!!!” says Tony. After school Tony heads home and on the way home he suddenly faints. He wakes up and realizes he’s in someone else’s house. Tony realizes that this house is so old and broken down that the walls literally are starting to crack and the floor is made of just straight up dirt. Tony looks around the house to find out more. He spots a large cardboard laid out on the ground all flat with 2 plastic bags filled with leaves. Tony comes to realize that this is the bed, after discovering this Tony shouts “WHAT KIND OF MANIAC LIVES IN THIS HOUSE!!!! Haha too bad it’s not me” he starts laughing a whole lot. Tony finds the exit of the house and he leaves. Upon leaving the house what came next was a true shock to Tony. Tony looks around and all he sees is just a bunch of sand and dirt, he looks around even more to discover that all the other houses are made of dirt and mud bricks. Tony spots a well that looks super old but still contains water and approaches it. Tony looks into the well to find out he is not himself but someone else now. Tony starts going crazy upon realizing that his life is no longer the same and that he now has to live in this wasteland. 

red blue and yellow

A man named Wilson had just lost his brother in a car accident. Wilson believes his brother had been targeted by a hitman because his brother used to work for a criminal organization. Wilson is determined to capture his brother’s killer. Wilson starts by hacking into a nearby camera that had picked up what happened at the scene. Wilson is a very skillful computer hacker and knows alot about technology. He replays what had happened in the car accident. Wilson finds out that while his brother was driving back to his house a red, blue, and yellow car had pushed him against the highway railing which caused him to fall off the highway causing him to fall to his death in his car. Wilson then remembers that he had seen those exact same cars the day before he had started his investigation. Wilson recalls that the cars were driving near his house. He gets into his car and heads to the police station. The police station is a very far drive from his hideout. On the way to the police station he spots a red car behind him and a yellow car behind the red car. He suspects that he is the next victim and speeds up to prevent his death. Both of the car’s speed up as well to catch up. Wilson is very confused because he had not spotted the blue car yet. As he speeds up even more he sees the blue car in front of him. The blue car rams into Wilsons car and the red and yellow car do the same as well. Just then Wilson’s mom calls him to get ready for school. “Wilson hurry up and put on your clothes before I put your toy cars away” says Wilson’s mom. Wilson prepares and puts on his clothes and gets ready for school. Wilson sneaks his toy cars into his backpack to play at school with his friends.

Geralds hottest sauce

There once was a man named Gerald. Gerald was someone who had a passion for tasting food. Geralds dream was to taste something so spicy he wouldn’t even be able to handle the spiciness. Gerald likes to taste all sorts of foods, but his favorite types of foods are the spicy ones. 5 years into Gerald’s journey of tasting food. Gerald had tasted most foods, however Gerald was disappointed because none of the food that he had tried was spicy for him. He tried a lot of spicy foods but he thought none of them were spicy at all. Gerald was slowly losing interest in finding new foods and tasting them. One day Gerald was watching TV until a hot sauce commercial appeared and claimed to be the world’s hottest hot sauce. Gerald obviously thought this was full of crap. Gerald bought the sauce and applied it onto his fried chicken for dinner. Surprisingly Gerald felt the spice, but decided it was still not enough. After dinner Gerald decides to pursue the path of making the world’s spiciest and hottest sauce. Gerald traveled to different nations to gather different vegetables and spices to make the spiciest sauce. Gerald’s journey took about 4 months to gather all of the different vegetables and spices. Gerald returns to his home with the ingredients and mixes all of them into a small vial. He lets the mixture sit in the vial for 3 days. On the 3rd day Gerald comes back to observe the vial and take out the mixture. Upon observing the mixture Gerald notices bubbling like how lava would bubble inside a volcano. Gerald was more excited than ever. Gerald prepares a super expensive meal consisting of A5 wagyu and albino caviar. Gerald hires Gordan Ramsay to cook his meal. Gerald pays a hefty amount for Gordan to cook for him. The next day Gordan arrives and prepares Geralds dinner. Once the meal has been prepared Gerald applies a spoon full of the hot sauce on the wagyu. Gerald takes a huge bite, suddenly Gerald passes out. The next day Gerald finds himself waking up in a bed in the hospital. The doctors enter his room and tell him he is going to die in the next week because something in his system is cooking his insides and they will soon dissolve.