This is Opmealman the tird former secretary of the tristate area and a father of 6. (He adopted 4 of them. It’s ok there were no lawsuits I think…) Anyway Opmealman is an esteemed capitalizing business man capable of filing the taxes and suing the life out of people who make him mad. I’ll explain how he became such a great capitalist. This breed of a turtle and bird was all but a young hatching in a nest hidden away from the cruel world. Until he got found and then sold as a pet to the market. Yea that was fast huh? Moving on from that quick but speedrunning backstory. The guy managed to mature to get the “power” to take over his owners house and all that and 10 years later got a cool fancy company. Got a wife and 6 kids.